I'm sitting in class at around seven thirty in the morning, and a lot of the other guys are sleeping. My Biology teacheris just going..on and on about lipids and fats, and protiens and shit I dont care about and then suddenly, my stomach makes this really weird noise.

I'm not talking about that little gurgle that you get when your stomachs trying to find left over food stuck in your belly. I'm talking about a monstrous roar from the depths that make people think you have sometype of alien growing in there.

It was so loud that I woke up a couple of the students who looked around confused and a little scared.I tried not to laugh or burie my face in my arms . but then it did it again and the teacher looked right at me and said.

"Its seems Miss Payne is getting ahead in her reading, were covering the digestive system in Chapter six,"and he started laughing...the prick. but yeah...I hate being hungry.